Happy Earth Day 2008

Happy Earth Day, people! What did I do to the the Earth today? I drove to work. What did I do at work? I made lube oil for your vehicle so you can go to work too. Seriously, folks. That’s what I do at work. I make lube oils and fuels. And I love it. I also do firefighting on the side on the fire brigade. What’s that? You want to know how much free gas I get? I get free gas all the time! When I FART!!! Unfortunately, I pay the same for gasoline as you do.

So before you whine to me about gas prices, let me say this: IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT DON’T BUY IT!!!

Duh!!!